The snake was colorless in the strong sunlight. It was about one and a half times as long as the bird and I believe it was still writhing in protest. Of course, it could have been swinging but I think it was moving. The bird flapped its wings and soared over my neighbor's house, then descended out of my sight. I wondered at the time if it was going to land in my neighbor's front yard and finish off the snake. I sat in my car for several moments just letting the feelings wash over me. Amazement. Wonder. Creepiness (afterall, it was a SNAKE). The awe that nature inspires. My part in the small drama was over. I started my car and pulled into my parking spot. As I walked to my backdoor I kept turning around and looking for another glimpse of the bird and its prey. I wondered what kind of bird it was. What kind of bird hunts snakes? I opened the storm door, unlocked and opened the back door. The *FLB stuck his nose out in greeting and I invited him to come out and relieve himself. I watched him as I thought about the bird. Was it an osprey? An eagle? Some kind of hawk? Harley decided to run off as I stood there.
Twenty minutes later I caught him five buildings east of mine. Unlike a large dog who will galumph around a neighborhood in the joy of being FREE FREE FREE to run, the FLB is like a nosy neighbor who takes the opportunity to check up on everyone. He trots up to all the doors and sniffs with great gusto. He snuffles the various pet scents and he checks out other wilder scents: armadillos, possums, whatever floats his dastardly little boat.
I didn't call for him. I knew it was a waste of time and, besides, I was embarrassed. I knew better than to let him out of the house without a leash. He didn't even have his halter with his ID tag on it and I was just a tiny bit afraid I would lose him for good. That would be my punishment for being careless. I spotted him bouncing up the sidewalk of a pale yellow triplex and kept my eye on him as I approached. When I was even with him I called out his name in a voice like you would use when you run into an old friend.
He looked up from his snuffling and actually looked happy to see me. He took a few steps in my direction and stopped.
"Harley, come!" I said in a more serious tone.
At that point he decided to give in, but he wouldn't do it without a small win on his side. He cowered. He crawled to me on his belly looking like the most beaten, pathetic, abused animal you have ever seen. I tried not to look around to see if anyone was watching; that would make me look even guiltier. I grabbed him by the scruff of his neck and looped the leash around him in a slip knot. As soon as the FLB realized he was caught and was not going to be kicked and beaten (at least in public), he jumped up and headed for home, pulling on the leash, wagging his tail, and holding his head high.
When we got home I filled his water bowl and he drank all of it. Running away is thirsty work. Then he laid down to rest. I will never never never let him out again without his leash. (Famous last words.) I should have known when I saw the bird and the snake that something bad was going to happen.
I looked up birds of prey last night, and I've decided it must have been some kind of hawk. The osprey is primarily a hunter of fish and, though it could have been a juvenile eagle, odds are it was one of the seven species of hawk that either live here or migrate here in the winter.
Postscript: I have a new palm tree in my living room that I purchased on clearance at Home Depot last week for only $7.00. I needed to water it this morning, so I retrieved my cheap plastic watering "can" from the back patio where I leave it for my granddaughter Kinsey to use to water Grenah's outdoor plants. I filled it and when I tipped it to pour onto the palm, the water gurgled and only trickled out. What? I guessed that some kind of outside gunk had gotten into the spout. I carried the plastic can back to the kitchen sink. I fished a bamboo skewer out of my kitchen supplies and was just sticking it into the spout when something caught my eye.
A tree frog looked up at me from the watery depths of the watering can!!!
My blood ran cold, my bowels turned to water, and I nearly fainted.
I grabbed the watering can and carried it carefully to the back door. The frog swam frantically from side to side while keeping at least one of its bulging eyes on me. I fumbled with the door knob. Oh crap, it was locked! Was the frog getting ready to jump? Keeping one bulging eye on the tree frog, I flipped the lock, pulled the door open, pushed the storm door open, set the watering can down on the patio, and backed away. Then I ran back inside and slammed and locked the back door.
The palm tree will have to wait.
*FLB=Freakin' Little Bastard
